I was skulking around inside my head
I’ll frighten them all I said
So I opened the third seal…
I heard the third living creature say
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
But I had already given my last denarius away.
A man then spoke:
In order to provide you with some gratification
I would like to bring to your personal edification
A notice about my former deceased client.
He was going through a horrendous divorce and was on the verge
Of losing his estate to his diabolical and vicious wife
She was of that kind, not to stop for any length of time.
I have everything ingeniously planned out
I can transfer the monies secretly entrusted to me to your account
You will then share them between us.
All I need is your real name
To replenish our coffers with this ill-gotten gain.