Nothing more delicious than the sensation of satisfying Ms Wakeham
In her superbly appointed dining room with her rubenesque servant
Officiating the feast, the table replete with meat and legumes
Harlequins and paladins dancing wildly on the parquet.

Those were the days my friend.
You ought to know what your personality says about how long you’ll live.
China’s illegal organ-harvesting trade is booming.
I have tips for recovery from mental illness.

Time has melted away my sins, and yet
A voice of agony shrieks aloud wicked lies
While the wind of centuries seeks to destroy me.
What does it really mean to lose your virginity?

The question you really need to stop asking people you’ve just met:
Have you thought about the good life lately?