Sitting on my terrace
I found the answer to that math problem everyone’s talking about
And realized nine things you’re doing wrong in the shower.
Walking across Alexanderplatz
I saw a frozen chicken truck burst into flames after collision with a milk truck
And realized I’m now ready for a commitment after years of hot sex.
Standing on the subway platform
I decided rejecting torture is the right thing to do
And realized what lewd messages are hidden in advertisements.
Drinking in the airport bar
I pondered the most pleasant way to respond to negative people
And realized why we need a global approach to tackling the illegal wildlife trade.
Dreaming in my bed
I felt the images I saw proved how crazy the world has become
And realized why you shouldn’t make taffy or pump iron with your vagina.
Listening to you
I heard if I would just lose five pounds, I would be beautiful
And realized, it’s so easy, really, to miss your own life.